Clumsy Colleague Prints

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"This one is less distracting."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Dancing.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Don't mention the piece of onion on his chin, or the custard on his tie.'

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls