Clumsy Charm Gifts

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Job applicant.

Spilt wine

Unlucky sculpture.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

Jack B...not so Nimble.

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."