Clumsy Chic Gifts

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Job applicant.

Dancing.

Unlucky sculpture.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Spilt wine

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

Quick-sand

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

Attila the Klutz.

'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

Got the clumsies?

"And the winner for the fastest time for dropping and breaking a new phone is Timmy, at 1 hour and 23 minutes."