Clumsy Chic Prints

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Job applicant.

Dancing.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Spilt wine

Unlucky sculpture.

Quick-sand

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

Attila the Klutz.

'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'

Seems like that always happens when you're wearing white, right?

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

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