Clumsy Cleaner Prints

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Showbiz Awards

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Job applicant.

Unlucky sculpture.

Spilt wine

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

How to smash a guitar.

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

Garden stagger

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

Stick Man/Schtick Man

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.