Clumsy Cleaner Pillows

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Showbiz Awards

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Job applicant.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Unlucky sculpture.

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

Spilt wine

How to smash a guitar.

Garden stagger

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Stick Man/Schtick Man

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'