Clumsy Cultivator Pillows

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Watering the garden in the rain.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

Unlucky sculpture.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."