Clumsy Cultivator Mugs

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Watering the garden in the rain.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

Unlucky sculpture.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."