Clumsy Creator Mugs

Unlucky sculpture.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The Fall of Gnome

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Job applicant.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

Garden stagger

'Mummy, I like this shop!'