Clumsy Cultivator Gifts

Looking for a delightful gift for the clumsy cultivator in your life? Our collection captures the humorous side of gardening mishaps with witty designs and charming artwork. Perfect for those who find joy in tending their plants, even if it doesn’t always go smoothly. Whether they're planting seeds, pruning, or just dreaming of a lush garden, our products add a touch of personality to their horticultural hobbies and remind them it's okay to embrace the beautiful chaos of being a gardener.

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'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. ' mockup

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!" mockup

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

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"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball." mockup

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

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Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm. mockup

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

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Watering the garden in the rain.

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"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant." mockup

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

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'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!' mockup

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

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"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..." mockup

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

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A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure. mockup

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

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Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog. mockup

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

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'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?' mockup

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

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'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!' mockup

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

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'Maybe you need to practice walking.' mockup

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them." mockup

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

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Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake mockup

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

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Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain. mockup

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

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"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?" mockup

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

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"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil." mockup

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

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"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.' mockup

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

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Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake. mockup

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

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'I tried to slam a revolving door.' mockup

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

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Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

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"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer." mockup

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

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Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity. mockup

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

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"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things." mockup

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

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"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner." mockup

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

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Unlucky sculpture.

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"I see you've laid out your garden." mockup

"I see you've laid out your garden."

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'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.' mockup

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

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"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover." mockup

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

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Clumsy Cultivator Gifts Collection

Clumsy Cultivator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the clumsy cultivator—humorous designs that bring a smile to every garden enthusiast’s face.

Clumsy Cultivator Pillows

Brighten up their gardening space or cozy corner with pillows that celebrate the charming messiness of being a clumsy cultivator.

Clumsy Cultivator Prints

Discover vibrant prints that showcase the playful side of gardening—perfect for decorating a plant lover’s home or garden shed.

Clumsy Cultivator T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts for the garden lover who enjoys a good laugh—ideal for the quirky, clumsy cultivator in your life.