Clumsy Crafter Gifts

'She's all thumbs!'

Showbiz Awards

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Do it yourself books.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I usually work in snow."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I had to get braces."

Wooly mammoth

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Garden Art

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

Downcycling with Debbie

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."