Clumsy Craftsman Gifts

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

Builder having to use his feet.

"What happened to your finger?"

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Scre

Father-in-law - Break glass in case of emergency

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."