Clumsy Craftsman Prints

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

Builder having to use his feet.

"What happened to your finger?"

Showbiz Awards

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Scre

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

Unlucky sculpture.

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls