Clumsy Climber Prints

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

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With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'This ladder is rotten!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

Spilt wine

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

How to smash a guitar.

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'