Clumsy Climber Mugs

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Showbiz Awards

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'This ladder is rotten!'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Dancing.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

How to smash a guitar.

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'