Clumsy Funster Mugs

'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'

Spilt wine

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The Fall of Gnome

Cinemuck

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Dancing.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

Unlucky sculpture.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.