Clumsy Enthusiast Gifts

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Nice going, Einstein."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Caution: Wet Floor

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Little help here?'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Quick-sand

Stupid Tree Surgeon.

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'