Clumsy Connoisseur Gifts

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"And the winner for the fastest time for dropping and breaking a new phone is Timmy, at 1 hour and 23 minutes."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Cinemuck

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Clown Watercooler

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"Nice going, Einstein."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

clown trophies

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"You're right- things are funnier in threes."