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"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Little help here?'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Quick-sand

No, I didn't teach him to roll over --- He's just clumsy.

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Stick Man/Schtick Man

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Oops, sorry."

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."

Seems like that always happens when you're wearing white, right?

Summersault/Wintersault.

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,

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