Clumsiness Aficionados Gifts

'Ouch!'

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Caution: Wet Floor

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Little help here?'

Quick-sand

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

Stick Man/Schtick Man

"I'd show you my mini Hi Fi but you just trod on it."

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Inattention while stacking cans.

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."