Clumsy Enthusiasts Gifts

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Nice going, Einstein."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Caution: Wet Floor

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

The art of regifting

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'