Clumsiness Enthusiast Gifts

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Unlucky sculpture.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Quick-sand

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Little help here?'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'