Clumsiness Admirer Prints

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Quick-sand

'Little help here?'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

Stick Man/Schtick Man

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Oops, sorry."

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,

All Thumbs Store

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