Clumsy Antics Admirer Gifts

Caution: Wet Floor

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

Job applicant.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Quick-sand

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

Attila the Klutz.

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Inattention while stacking cans.

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,