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The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Job applicant.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"Classic Larry."

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Attila the Klutz.

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Oops, sorry."

Seems like that always happens when you're wearing white, right?

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."

Summersault/Wintersault.

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'