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The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Job applicant.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"Classic Larry."

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Attila the Klutz.

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

"Oops, sorry."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

Bull in a China Shop: You break it, you buy it,