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"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I dropped my goblet!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Beware of The Dog

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Caution: Wet Floor

Quick-sand

Mime School Scams. It's $350. But we provide your box, rope and leaning wall.

No, I didn't teach him to roll over --- He's just clumsy.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Little help here?'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Stick Man/Schtick Man

Attila the Klutz.

Cold Cruel World: If a guy smashes his finger and there's nobody around will he actually make any noise?

Inattention while stacking cans.

"Oops, sorry."