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"Classic Larry."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'