Clumsy Moments Collector Prints

"Classic Larry."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.