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"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

Showbiz Awards

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Job applicant.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Unlucky sculpture.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'