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'New Glasses?'

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The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

Job applicant.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Unlucky sculpture.

Caution: Wet Floor

Spilt wine

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

Quick-sand

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble down the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

Attila the Klutz.

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."