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"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

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The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Job applicant.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Spilt wine

Unlucky sculpture.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'