Clumsy Comic Prints

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I dropped my goblet!"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

Job applicant.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Unlucky sculpture.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls