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Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

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With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

Job applicant.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Caution: Wet Floor

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'