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'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."