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'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'

Showbiz Awards

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Cake Escape

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Get me the coast.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Fish get smart.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."