Clumsy Escapist Pillows

'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Cake Escape

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Get me the coast.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Fish get smart.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."