Clumsy Adventures Gifts

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Job applicant.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Unlucky sculpture.

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.