Clumsiness Comic Gifts

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Job applicant.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Unlucky sculpture.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'Mummy, I like this shop!'