Clumsy Characters Fan Gifts

Job applicant.

Jack B...not so Nimble.

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Caution: Wet Floor

Unlucky sculpture.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

Quick-sand

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."