Clumsy Adventurer Gifts

Stupid Tree Surgeon.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I need to turn the vibrate down on my smartwatch. Every time I get a call I spill coffee all over myself."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Jack was hopeless at getting the right bits in the right holes.

'Actually you seem to have a gene for tripping over curbs.'

'It's a freak accident.'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Tch!'

'I walked into a wall while I was checking my smart phone...'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Showbiz Awards

Get crazy once in a while

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.