Clumsy Adventurer Gifts

Stupid Tree Surgeon.

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

Association For The Directionally Challenged

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I need to turn the vibrate down on my smartwatch. Every time I get a call I spill coffee all over myself."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Jack was hopeless at getting the right bits in the right holes.

'Actually you seem to have a gene for tripping over curbs.'

'It's a freak accident.'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'Tch!'

'I walked into a wall while I was checking my smart phone...'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Showbiz Awards

Get crazy once in a while

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"