Clumsy Charmer Gifts

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Showbiz Awards

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Job applicant.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'