Clumsy Crafter T-Shirts

'She's all thumbs!'

Showbiz Awards

I did it my way.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Do it yourself books.

The Origami Society...

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I usually work in snow."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"I had to get braces."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Wooly mammoth

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

Downcycling with Debbie

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

Garden Art

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."