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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Scre

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Father-in-law - Break glass in case of emergency

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Unlucky sculpture.

Spilt wine

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

"What happened to your finger?"