Clumsy Counterpart T-Shirts

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

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Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'