Clumsy Counterpart Gifts

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Showbiz Awards

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Scre

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'