Clumsy Communicator Gifts

'Believe me, you're not the first customer who's dropped their phone in the litter box.'

'Oh, did you say chapstick? I thought you said gluestick!'

"No!! I said GUERRILLA warfare!"

Showbiz Awards

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."