Clumsy Friend T-Shirts

"What luck - it's a flyer from the Emergency Glass Repair company."

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Showbiz Awards

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Job applicant.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Unlucky sculpture.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls