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"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Showbiz Awards

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'