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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

Showbiz Awards

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Father-in-law - Break glass in case of emergency

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Spilt wine

Unlucky sculpture.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'